(from homestuck)


JAKE: ROXY!
JANE: ROXY!
JAKE: ROXYYYYYYYYYYY!
JANE: ROXYYYYYYYYYYY!
JAKE: COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!
JANE: WE HAVE CANDY! DO YOU LIKE CANDY?
JAKE: DONT BE SILLY JANE OF COURSE SHE LIKES CANDY!
JANE: HOO HOO, YOU'RE RIGHT! EVERYONE LOVES CANDY!
JAKE: ROXY WHATS THE MATTER! DONT BE SHY!
JAKE: THERES NO REASON TO BE SHY! LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE!
JANE: OH YES, IT'S SO TRUE.
JANE: IT TURNS OUT WE SOLVED ALL OF OUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS FOREVER, AND NOW WE'RE IN LOVE!
JAKE: WE ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN!
JANE: YES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO OUR WEDDING?
JANE: YOU CAN BE THE BRIDESMAID!
JAKE: YEAH! OR HECK MAYBE JUST ANOTHER BRIDE!
JANE: BUT JAKE! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ONLY ONE BRIDE, AND THAT WILL BE ME!
JAKE: THATS TRUE JANE. BUT WHAT IF IT WOULD MAKE ROXY HAPPY TO MARRY ME AS WELL?
JANE: WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! SHUCKS, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. YOU'RE SO SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL JAKE!
JAKE: THANKS JANE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT HOW IM TOO SELF CENTERED SO I THOUGHT ID TRY BEING A BETTER PERSON!
JAKE: THERES PLENTY OF ME FOR EVERYONE TO MARRY!!!!!!!!!!!
JANE: YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' JAKE! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO LET ROXY BE THE CO-BRIDE!
JAKE: INDEED. AND FOR ALL WE KNOW ROXY MAY WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME AS WELL!
JANE: HAHA, YEAH!
JANE: BUT ONLY AS LONG AS I GET TO HAVE SOME BABIES FIRST! I CALLED DIBS, REMEMBER?
JAKE: ABSOTIVELY POSILUTELY MY DARLING JANE!
ROXY: (oh dear god)